Unbreakable-Hatchet

We’ve all been there: You just finished blasting your bi’s and tri’s when you pick up an ax to go to town on some wood. As you go to make quick work of that timber, your sheer strength not only shatters the wood, but the ax explodes in the process. It happens, we’re men. If you shell out 30 bucks, you’ll never have to worry about this all too common problem again. The Unbreakable Hatchet should be the last hatchet you ever need to buy. It features a reinforced fiberglass composite handle that is molded to the blade. It comes with a lifetime warranty, and will remain unscathed no matter what you put it through.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.