Twin Bell Nude Station Alarm Clock

There’s no debating the fact that waking up in the morning sucks, but regardless of how much it sucks it has to happen. The only real choice you have in the matter is how you’re going to wake up in the morning. The Karlsson Twin Bell Alarm Clock is a modern version of the classic two bell alarm clock and will look so good on your nightstand you won’t even mind when it inconveniently wakes you up.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.