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Tru Blood

Tru Blood

Like it or not, vampires are here to stay. We don’t understand it but we’re willing to deal with it on account of the largely female fanbase. Since your taste in women is more refined (even though your morals may not be) you really only have to worry about one thing – True Blood. There’s no better way to show her you care than with a nice big glass of the namesake – Tru Blood. Is it slightly stupid? Yeah, but since it’s just a blood orange carbonated drink it’s nothing vodka and some boobs can’t fix.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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