Tru Blood

Like it or not, vampires are here to stay. We don’t understand it but we’re willing to deal with it on account of the largely female fanbase. Since your taste in women is more refined (even though your morals may not be) you really only have to worry about one thing – True Blood. There’s no better way to show her you care than with a nice big glass of the namesake – Tru Blood. Is it slightly stupid? Yeah, but since it’s just a blood orange carbonated drink it’s nothing vodka and some boobs can’t fix.

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A pocket square is a touch of old school class. It’s an element that casually lets people know you’re a gentleman. This knife from Gerber borrows its name from the humble pocket square because it too is sharp and dressy. Eschewing superfluous design elements for a sleek, clean appearance, the Gerber Pocket Square Knife is refined and mature. The machined aluminum handle is paired with a 3” drop point blade and an ambidextrous thumb lift for one stunning folder. If James Bond relied on a pocket knife, this would be it.