Tru Blood

Tru Blood

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Like it or not, vampires are here to stay. We don’t understand it but we’re willing to deal with it on account of the largely female fanbase. Since your taste in women is more refined (even though your morals may not be) you really only have to worry about one thing – True Blood. There’s no better way to show her you care than with a nice big glass of the namesake – Tru Blood. Is it slightly stupid? Yeah, but since it’s just a blood orange carbonated drink it’s nothing vodka and some boobs can’t fix.

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Make 2017 the year you stop relying on your phone for so damn much. A reasonable first step, we think, is picking up a new watch—and, boy, are you in luck. From now until Tuesday at 1 p.m. EST, every single watch in the Cool Material Shop is on sale. Yup, drop a new timepiece on your wrist and save up to 32% in the process. As always, everything is subject to availability, so hit up the shop now and snag your favorite before it’s gone.

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