You remember that distinct smell your woodshop teacher had? Not the fragrance of saw dust, but the mixture of morning coffee, stale cigarettes, and occasionally a little hint of booze? Well this is it in a bottle. Stolen handcrafted this spiced Caribbean rum with roasted coffee beans and smoke flavors to give it a unique taste and aroma. Stolen Coffee & Cigarettes Spiced Rum could only be more vice-filled if it had a naked woman on the front and it got you high. We’re also fans of the sharp lettering on the label and the idea of mixing up a Smoke & Coke.