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We’ve gotten away with Hallmark carefully picking and choosing our words for us on special occasions for what feels like forever, but there’s some things even a Hallmark card can’t say. Sometimes you just want that special someone in your life to know that even though you sometimes want to smother them in their sleep, you really do care about them. The Oatmeal’s newest collection of “Horrible” Cards arrives just in time for you to pick some up for your Valentine…provided he or she isn’t going to be put off by you relating your courtship to crawling in the butt of tiger, or taping their eyes to a cat. In other words, the recipient has to have a sense of humor as messed up as yours. If you’ve chosen properly though that shouldn’t be a problem.

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Tired of stuffing your pockets with gear? Don’t want to carry a bulky backpack everyday? With a NutSac bag, you can keep your all everyday carry essentials within arm’s reach without the extra bulk. Made in the USA with high-quality materials like waxed canvas and full grain leather, every one of the “NutSacs” in the collection is built to be beaten up and guaranteed for life. With different sizes based on your individual carrying needs, there’s at least one simple, comfortable and rugged bag that fits like a glove.