We’ve gotten away with Hallmark carefully picking and choosing our words for us on special occasions for what feels like forever, but there’s some things even a Hallmark card can’t say. Sometimes you just want that special someone in your life to know that even though you sometimes want to smother them in their sleep, you really do care about them. The Oatmeal’s newest collection of “Horrible” Cards arrives just in time for you to pick some up for your Valentine…provided he or she isn’t going to be put off by you relating your courtship to crawling in the butt of tiger, or taping their eyes to a cat. In other words, the recipient has to have a sense of humor as messed up as yours. If you’ve chosen properly though that shouldn’t be a problem.
East Dane is ready to prep your wardrobe for fall. With 350 different brands available, we’re pretty sure you’re going to find tops, denim, and footwear that vibes with your style. It’s the reason East Dane’s been an online menswear destination since they opened their virtual doors in 2013. And if you’re an Amazon Prime member, you can score the same free 2-day shipping you know and love when you shop at East Dane. First time customer? Perfect. East Dane is giving you 15% off full-price items with a few exclusions. All you have to do is use code COOLMATERIAL at checkout.