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We’ve gotten away with Hallmark carefully picking and choosing our words for us on special occasions for what feels like forever, but there’s some things even a Hallmark card can’t say. Sometimes you just want that special someone in your life to know that even though you sometimes want to smother them in their sleep, you really do care about them. The Oatmeal’s newest collection of “Horrible” Cards arrives just in time for you to pick some up for your Valentine…provided he or she isn’t going to be put off by you relating your courtship to crawling in the butt of tiger, or taping their eyes to a cat. In other words, the recipient has to have a sense of humor as messed up as yours. If you’ve chosen properly though that shouldn’t be a problem.

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