The-Hell-With-Work-Flask

We’ve all been there. It’s Tuesday night and your buddies decide they’re doing it up big. You stop and think, “I gotta be in early tomorrow for a 7am meeting. Is this really a good idea?” The answer is almost always the same – The hell with work. Display your rebellion by taking a few nips from this three ounce, stainless steel flask.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.