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Unless you were a childhood alcoholic, you probably weren’t knocking back a few while avoiding ghosts in Pac-Man.  If you were of age (or broke into your dad’s after work stash), you may have found that introducing a bit of a buzz into your quest for pixelated domination added a bit of a new challenge (see: headache).  If you’ve recently purchased an Atari 2600 or Intellivision off eBay and are currently looking for a way to add an additional element of fun to warding off neatly formed lines of space invaders, try grabbing a 4-pack of 8-Bit Pale Ale.  The American style pale ale from Tallgrass Brewing Company is perfect for icing down your sore thumbs and quenching your thirst between lives.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.