Tactical Sammich

Tactical Sammich

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What’s the shelf life of that Subway sub you’re downing at the office?  A few days?  A week if you stretch it?  That’s all fine and good when you get some hunger pains but there’s one thing you probably didn’t think about when you bought that Meatball Marinara – zombies.  Yup, zombies.  What would happen if the zombie apocalypse began and all you were stuck with was a $5 Footlong?  Bet you’re feeling pretty stupid now, huh?  Be prepared by stocking up on these delicious Tactical Sammiches from Think Geek.  Okay, there may be no zombie apocalypse on the horizon, but with a shelf life of two years, less than 300 calories (take that Fresh Fit Meal) and two tasty flavors, you’d be wise to stock up anyway.  Load up your bunker with Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef Tactical Sammiches – and perhaps some Twinkies – and you’re good to go.

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