Stone-Enjoy-By-IPA

All those beers you’ve consumed in your life have had a date printed on them. This date, in small white numbers, is when you were supposed to drink the brew by. You probably never paid attention to it. You might have encountered a skunky beer or two but shrugged them off to fight another day. With Stone’s Enjoy By Double IPA, that date is far larger and far more important. The beer, which was bottled in mid-August, is meant to be enjoyed by 9/21/12 (as it clearly states on the label). What you are guaranteed is a super fresh beer with a nice hoppy profile and a solid ABV. Don’t wait to pick some up though cause if any is still around after September 21st, it will get pulled from the shelves (or self-destruct, we assume).

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.