Long before we were boosting cars and buying hookers in Grand Theft Auto, and way before any Madden version made others question what game we were watching, we were busy entertaining ourselves with pixelated bad guys, baseball diamonds and space debris. We still get a sense of nostalgia with that stuff (which is why we bought an Atari off Ebay) even though playing those games now really, really sucks. In fact, most of our game playing has moved off the television screen and onto a poker table, which is why for the next guy’s night we’re dealing these Space Invaders Playing Cards. The standard characters and suits have been swapped out for the little dotted aliens we used to blast away when we were rocking Zubaz Pants.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.