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We really don’t see the point in making the bed—we’re just going to mess it up again in a few hours… maybe sooner if we’re lucky. Snurk Bedding takes a snarky approach to that pristinely clean bed sheet look by tossing some laundry on top to keep things interesting. Available in white shirt, white socks, white bra or white thong, these sheets suggest to her what you already know, tossing your clothes all over is a better way to start your morning than making the bed.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.