Slider Grilling Basket

Sliders are a fantastic invention. Their bitty size means you can have like 50 of them and not feel like a bloated fat-ass. Grilling burgers the size of a poker chip involves a shit load of spatula work though, which is the only flip-side (badumpsh!) to the Slider’s existence. Solve that one with William-Sonoma’s Slider Grilling Basket. Cooks 12 Sliders at once, so they all come out perfectly cooked, simultaneously. Flipping them takes only one turn of the wrist, not 12, and you won’t lose the little sons of bitches between the slats and end up swearing like a Longshoreman in front of the family.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.