We’ve always thought it might be useful to learn at least a little bit of sign language… starting with the basics like “Hi, how are you?” and working up to “What’s Seth MacFarlane like?” (In case we ever met Marlee Matlin). The Sign Language Flask gets you started on learning some signs that may come in handy. If not, it at least helps you get drunk.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.