Sharpie markers are the greatest thing to happen to college pranks, office shenanigans and general purpose labeling since, well, ever. But whenever you need one, they never seem to be around. The problem is the fact that they all look the same. It’s easy for Joey from Office Services to run off with your writing implement when you can’t bust him for it. So slide your favorite permanent marker into this checkered cover and you’ll never have to worry about it again. Oh yeah, it also makes it more comfortable to write with, looks cool and makes it harder to lose. That’s a perfect storm in our opinion.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.