Rhoda Perdition

Rhoda Perdition makes greeting cards. And puns. They get away with it because their puns are backed up with art reminiscent of some combination of Tank Girl and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Fortunately for you, Rhoda Perdition Greeting Cards are now available through Etsy. The traditional hallmark of special occasions is no more because nothing says attaboy like Thongratulations!

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.