You can have your gift giving and fireworks, leave us with the glory of Halloween. Why? Well, there are plenty of reasons (most involving the lack of non-slutty female costumes), one being the creepy decor. What can we say, we like to scare the neighborhood kids—it’s one of our favorite pastimes. So when we carve a pumpkin, we don’t want two triangular eyes and a jagged little mouth, we want a demonic piece of art. To take your carving to the next level there’s the Pumpkin Gutter. It’s the first pumpkin gutter and carver that attaches to an electric drill. Yup, it’s the most interesting drill bit you’ll own. Clean out the pumpkin in half the time and thin the walls to get artsy with your design all while leaving the seeds deliciously intact.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.