Pumpkin-Gutter

You can have your gift giving and fireworks, leave us with the glory of Halloween. Why? Well, there are plenty of reasons (most involving the lack of non-slutty female costumes), one being the creepy decor. What can we say, we like to scare the neighborhood kids—it’s one of our favorite pastimes. So when we carve a pumpkin, we don’t want two triangular eyes and a jagged little mouth, we want a demonic piece of art. To take your carving to the next level there’s the Pumpkin Gutter. It’s the first pumpkin gutter and carver that attaches to an electric drill. Yup, it’s the most interesting drill bit you’ll own. Clean out the pumpkin in half the time and thin the walls to get artsy with your design all while leaving the seeds deliciously intact.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.