Puma Chalk Ping Pong Table

We know what you’re thinking. Yes, at first glance it does look like IKEA made a treadmill. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, assuming you’re hardcore enough to drink beer while exercising the way the kings did  – with ping pong. The fact that it’s basically a giant chalkboard means you can keep score right on the table. It also means that your friends are going to be drawing dicks all over it once they get drunk – but if you weren’t willing to risk this you never would have gone to a frat party.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.