We know what you’re thinking. Yes, at first glance it does look like IKEA made a treadmill. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, assuming you’re hardcore enough to drink beer while exercising the way the kings did – with ping pong. The fact that it’s basically a giant chalkboard means you can keep score right on the table. It also means that your friends are going to be drawing dicks all over it once they get drunk – but if you weren’t willing to risk this you never would have gone to a frat party.