Puma Chalk Ping Pong Table

We know what you’re thinking. Yes, at first glance it does look like IKEA made a treadmill. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, assuming you’re hardcore enough to drink beer while exercising the way the kings did  – with ping pong. The fact that it’s basically a giant chalkboard means you can keep score right on the table. It also means that your friends are going to be drawing dicks all over it once they get drunk – but if you weren’t willing to risk this you never would have gone to a frat party.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.