Poppy-Playground-Sheets

Yes, we know what you’re thinking, and yes, we thought it too. Sheets? Poppy Playground? What in the hell are those doing on Cool Material? But then we looked closer. The poppy flowers that you most certainly notice at first glance are actually a playground for a ridiculous amount of buxom, topless, artistically rendered women. The 400 thread count, 100% Egyptian cotton sheets are just artistic and flowery enough to get the sign-off from your better half (hey, we can dream). This is also the easiest, least expensive way to get your bed covered like you’ve always wanted – in half naked women.

Parachute-CM-IF2-6-18

Nail a better-looking bathroom without ever lifting a hammer with Parachute’s ultra soft heathered towels. Made from 100% long-staple Turkish cotton, they’re super fluffy without being overly dense – which means they dry fast! Give your bathroom a low-key luxury look while simultaneously stepping up your shower routine. Parachute towels: made for the modern man with taste.