Back in the day when one dialed a number on a phone with an actual rotating dial, beer cans and soda pop opened by way of nifty little pull tabs. Fast forward a half dozen decades and that classic curly shape is now reborn as a bottle opener. The retro throwback may be lost on people under thirty… or fourty… or even shit, fifty… but hey, the Pop Top Retro bottle opener opens beer bottles, so its existence is more than justified in our minds. At just 2.75 inches long it’s great for a keychain or throwing in a cooler. TssssKK! Thirsty just thinking about it.