Personal Bacon Tracker

Personal Bacon Tracker

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It has long been reported that Ron Swanson once filled out one of these Personal Bacon Trackers in under two hours, only to finish it up with a steak omelet for dessert. We can’t all be Ron Swanson. We can however, strive to eat as much bacon as we possibly can while keeping track of our progress, and we don’t mean with regular doctor visits (though those might be encouraged). With your very own Personal Bacon Tracker, you can see how long it takes you to hit all kinds of bacon related milestones and look back on them fondly. “Ah, remember when we were at that IHOP and I hit the century mark? . . . (Pause) . . . I’m sorry, I just have something in my eye.”

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The flask, by nature, is a clandestine item. It slips in and out of interior suit pockets on the sly. Why not bring an added dose of covertness to the whole ordeal with this All Black ZYX Flask. The stainless steel flask sports a mysterious motif that’s supported by the alphabet being curiously printed in reverse on the front. Each All Black ZYX Flask holds 6 ounces of the good stuff. If an MI6 agent were to take a swig on the job, we like to imagine this would be his flask of choice.

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