Personal Bacon Tracker

Personal Bacon Tracker

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It has long been reported that Ron Swanson once filled out one of these Personal Bacon Trackers in under two hours, only to finish it up with a steak omelet for dessert. We can’t all be Ron Swanson. We can however, strive to eat as much bacon as we possibly can while keeping track of our progress, and we don’t mean with regular doctor visits (though those might be encouraged). With your very own Personal Bacon Tracker, you can see how long it takes you to hit all kinds of bacon related milestones and look back on them fondly. “Ah, remember when we were at that IHOP and I hit the century mark? . . . (Pause) . . . I’m sorry, I just have something in my eye.”

The JackThreads Gift Shop Has Everything You Need For Everyone on Your List The JackThreads Gift Shop Has Everything You Need For Everyone on Your List
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Instead of hitting a ton of different stores to satisfy all your gift giving needs, just stop by the JackThreads Gift Shop, where the JackThreads team has curated a collection of seriously solid gifts anyone would love. They’ve chosen one-size-fits-all clothing—beanies, watches, etc.—so you don’t have to worry about an improper fit, barware, home goods, and grooming supplies, all of which you’ll probably want to keep for yourself, which is okay as long as you don’t forget about your nearest and dearest. Shop now and consider your holiday stress over with.

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