Personal Bacon Tracker

Personal Bacon Tracker

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It has long been reported that Ron Swanson once filled out one of these Personal Bacon Trackers in under two hours, only to finish it up with a steak omelet for dessert. We can’t all be Ron Swanson. We can however, strive to eat as much bacon as we possibly can while keeping track of our progress, and we don’t mean with regular doctor visits (though those might be encouraged). With your very own Personal Bacon Tracker, you can see how long it takes you to hit all kinds of bacon related milestones and look back on them fondly. “Ah, remember when we were at that IHOP and I hit the century mark? . . . (Pause) . . . I’m sorry, I just have something in my eye.”

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Every tactical gear manufacturer offers something in the way of a tactical pen, but they’re not all as robust as the TriTac from StatGear. It’s engineered from aircraft grade aluminum with an ergonomic grip and bolt action pen lever, and the included Fisher Space Pen ink can write in all types of conditions, from a light drizzle to a stint in space. Obviously, no tactical pen is complete without a carbide window punch, but the TriTac goes above and beyond, adding a 440C stainless steel, razor sharp blade.

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