Original-Jerky-Gun-Jr

No, this is not the latest in office warfare technology, although if you want to use it for that, it will be ultra hilarious. The Original Jerky Gun Jr. helps you make delicious strips of beef jerky (which can or cannot be thrown at your coworkers). Complete with four stainless steel nozzles – a round 1/2″ diameter nozzle for sticks, a 1/8″ x 3/4″ nozzle for single strips, a dual round 1/2″ diameter nozzle for two sticks at once, and a dual 1/8″ x 3/4″ one that shoots two strips at the same time – you’ll be crafting some home made jerky in no time. The Jr. model makes it is for transport, because you never know when you’ll be at a party and people will want to make some jerky (and then eat it before it’s safely dried).

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.