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Condiments aren’t supposed to have rabid fan bases. Such things are reserved for boy bands and European soccer teams. This is not the case when it comes to rooster sauce. Sriracha has excitingly attacked the tastebuds of millions since it traveled over from Thailand. If simply applying it to your dinners isn’t enough, here are some other ways to indulge your hot tooth.

1. I Sriracha Food T-shirt – $30
2. Sriracha Hot Sauce iPhone 4 Case – $18
3. Spicy Sriracha-Habanero Pickles – $8
4. Sriracha Pillow – Link
5. Sriracha Lollipops – $10
6. Sriracha Cookbook: 50 “Rooster Sauce” Recipes That Pack a Punch – $11
7. Dark Chocolate with Pop Rocks and Sriracha and Pistachios – $14
8. Sriracha Salt – $4
9. Kiss the Cock Sriracha Apron – $24
10. Spicy Sriracha Peas – $4
11. Brooklyn Sriracha Bitters – $20
12. In the Rooster We Trust Signed Sriracha Print – $25

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.