Office warfare is serious business around these parts. If you’re not paying attention and ready to retaliate, the likelihood of you ending up with rubber band welts on your face or hot coffee in your lap is pretty significant. We bought Nerf guns in an attempt to preemptively strike, but the ones that use darts don’t have the range to get to the water cooler without leaving our chairs. Enter the disc-propelling Vortex Blaster. You probably had something similar when you were younger, so you understand the basic principle – pull trigger, launch disc great distances. In this case though, that range is close to 40 feet instead of the 4 feet you’re used to. Since it shoots foam discs, you don’t even have to feel bad about shooting someone in the face.