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Office warfare is serious business around these parts. If you’re not paying attention and ready to retaliate, the likelihood of you ending up with rubber band welts on your face or hot coffee in your lap is pretty significant. We bought Nerf guns in an attempt to preemptively strike, but the ones that use darts don’t have the range to get to the water cooler without leaving our chairs. Enter the disc-propelling Vortex Blaster. You probably had something similar when you were younger, so you understand the basic principle – pull trigger, launch disc great distances. In this case though, that range is close to 40 feet instead of the 4 feet you’re used to. Since it shoots foam discs, you don’t even have to feel bad about shooting someone in the face.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.