Nerf-Vortex-Disc-Blaster

Office warfare is serious business around these parts. If you’re not paying attention and ready to retaliate, the likelihood of you ending up with rubber band welts on your face or hot coffee in your lap is pretty significant. We bought Nerf guns in an attempt to preemptively strike, but the ones that use darts don’t have the range to get to the water cooler without leaving our chairs. Enter the disc-propelling Vortex Blaster. You probably had something similar when you were younger, so you understand the basic principle – pull trigger, launch disc great distances. In this case though, that range is close to 40 feet instead of the 4 feet you’re used to. Since it shoots foam discs, you don’t even have to feel bad about shooting someone in the face.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.