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We’re pretty sure taking a bath is considered a woman’s game because men spent years using the bathtub, not for bathing, but for creating booze. In an ode to bathtub gins of yore, is this Navy-Strength Bathtub Gin from Masters of Malt. What makes this stuff different from the Beefeater on the shelf of your liquor store? Well for one, it’s damn strong. Following the rules for Navy-Strength, this bathtub gin clocks in at 57% ABV. Also, because of the modified bathtub style, you get more flavor from the juniper, cloves and other ingredients involved in making it. We also happen to dig the old crinkled brown paper packaging. So drink up and set sail (just make sure you’re tall enough to puke over the side of the boat).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.