Have you ever wanted your own whiskey? Like, a lot of your own whiskey? Thanks to Mississippi River Distilling Company, your boozy dreams have come true. With “My Whiskey” the company’s custom whiskey program, you can create and enjoy your very own blend. Working with the guys over there (you don’t need to travel, you can do it all by phone or email), you’ll select the grain bill, the yeast, the barrel, the age, the proof, and the name of your very own whiskey. When it’s done, you get the barrel and its delicious contents. At 80 proof, that comes out to 160 bottles of your very own stock (about $38 a bottle). Your home bar will be loaded for some time to come.