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There are many advantages to sporting a ‘stache—a warm upper lip in cold weather, saved morsels of food for unexpected cravings, tickling abilities—which is why it’s not surprising that you find them on dudes in most of your travels. (On some travels you’ll even find ladies sporting them!) Whether it’s The French Artist, The Wilford Brimley or some other ‘stache style, if you sport one, this is the world map meant for your office. An array of mustaches in various designs outline the world and put your love for facial hair above your love for knowing the name of any country.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.