miss-you-card

Contrary to popular belief (action movies), men are, in fact, capable of emotion. We might not regularly show it – and we definitely won’t say it aloud – but we do occasionally miss people. Instead of simply say it over the phone email, take the high road and send something tangible like this “Miss You” card from Etsy seller Cracked Designs. The shooting range target with a slew of missed shots (see what they did there?) on the front says everything you can’t put into words. The inside simply says “Miss you,” and since it’s in print you don’t actually have to write the words out. Plus, it’s a well known fact that women love cards. You get all the “sensitive guy” brownie points without jeopardizing your man hood. Now you can hit the mark that Hallmark always seems to miss.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.