Mini Elefan Circulator Fan

We’re men; we sweat. It isn’t the biggest problem in the world (see: The Real Housewives of _______) but it is an uncomfortable nuisance. When we’re putting some miles on our single speed it’s acceptable, but when we’re just sitting in our office, it’s not. Instead of slathering your face and body with some Old Spice, plug in this little attention grabber. The Mini Elefan is a USB chargeable tabletop fan that looks like a cross between an air-duct, an elephant’s trunk and a boardwalk prize tube whistle. If your B.O. is getting unbearable for the folks near you, the Mini Elefan can also act as an aroma diffuser. It’s a little bit funky, like whatever’s emanating from your sweaty pits.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.