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There’s just no better way to say Merry Christmas in card form than by doing it with everyone’s favorite tattoo-faced, tiger-loving boxer with a lisp. Etsy seller Seas and Peas has crafted a special Mike Tyson Merry Chrithmith (you know, cause he has a lisp) card that features a color portrait of the man, the myth and the legend surrounded by a holiday wreath. It’s printed on 100% recycled, 80lb acid-free cover stock and measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2). It’s one of the best holiday cards you can give this year.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.