Marky Ramone’s Pasta Sauce – Really? | Cool Material
Marky Ramone's Pasta Sauce - Really?

Marky Ramone’s Pasta Sauce – Really?

The Ramones are one of the greatest bands of all time. VH1, Rolling Stone, Spin, and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame may have taken a while to get on board, but even they agreed eventually. We love The Ramones, we really do. Which is why this is even harder to say. In the biggest pop culture wtf moment since Don Johnson released an album, Marky Ramone has released Pasta Sauce. Marky Ramone’s Brooklyn’s Own Pasta Sauce. What in the fuck does Marky Ramone know about pasta sauce? Is he a chef? Do drummers cook for themselves on the road? Marky Ramone knows just as much about pasta sauce as we know about being in famous punk bands. But damnit, this is the Ramones and we’ve already ordered our case.

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