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Markus the Gorilla Bank

Markus the Gorilla Bank

Being too old for a piggy bank doesn’t mean you just stop collecting your change. Plastic might be the payment method of choice now, but cash is still king. You’re bound to end up with change eventually, so you might as well have a conversation piece to store it in. Like Markus. At 7.5” x 7” x 7.5″ he’s not going to be holding a college fund, but there’s definitely room in his silver or black ceramic body to hold enough couch money to pay for a quality sixer. Pennies saved have never looked this good.

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