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We love the Bloody Mary, and the Mimosa and Irish Whiskey, but breakfast drinking can get a little bit stale if you do it more than twice a week. You can get fifteen hundred different types of flavored creamer to internationally delight your taste buds, so how come there aren’t more options for breakfast booze? Say hello to Mama Walker and her new line of breakfast liqueurs. The 70 proof flavor concoctions currently available are: Maple Bacon (faintly burnt smokiness with a textured body), Blueberry Pancake (aroma of blueberry with subtle sweetness and lingering hints of maple syrup) and Glazed Donut (smells of vanilla, tastes of “a sweet bread sensation”). Combine all three with some potato vodka and a raw egg and your Long Island Skillet is complete. [Ed. Note: We take no responsibility for the outcome if anyone actually makes that drink. Unless it’s awesome.]

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.