Machine-Era-Bottle-Openers

You already have a myriad of ways of opening a cold one. You can purchase an iPhone case with a built-in opener, you can use one of the hundreds of freebies you’ve received from Bud Light girls at various watering holes over the years or you can simply slam your palm down on a bar lip. So, we’re not going to sit here and say these openers from Machine Era open beers any better, what we will say, however, is they look far cooler. Each has been machined within .005 of an inch tolerance from solid bar cold formed steel (you can feel the weight of it, unlike the one on your keyring with the faded beer brand logo) and each is equipped with an oil-tanned leather strap. You’re gonna open a lot of beers in your time, you might as well invest in a solid and stylish way to do it.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.