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Machine Era Bottle Openers

Machine Era Bottle Openers

You already have a myriad of ways of opening a cold one. You can purchase an iPhone case with a built-in opener, you can use one of the hundreds of freebies you’ve received from Bud Light girls at various watering holes over the years or you can simply slam your palm down on a bar lip. So, we’re not going to sit here and say these openers from Machine Era open beers any better, what we will say, however, is they look far cooler. Each has been machined within .005 of an inch tolerance from solid bar cold formed steel (you can feel the weight of it, unlike the one on your keyring with the faded beer brand logo) and each is equipped with an oil-tanned leather strap. You’re gonna open a lot of beers in your time, you might as well invest in a solid and stylish way to do it.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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