Gasoline and testosterone go together like gin and tonic or whiskey and coke. Gasoline is in a man’s blood so it’s only natural that he would want to inject some of that into the decorations that adorn his walls. Unfortunately, actually decorating with gasoline is quite dangerous and will probably get you arrested, so you’re just going to have to find an alternative. Something like a Steven Shaver Designs License Plate Clock. Each of his clocks features a circle cut portion of a license plate mounted to a recycled gear. That in and of itself would be good enough to hang on the wall, but then he mounts a precise Quartz movement and makes it a functional clock. Each clock is custom made, so he’ll take orders for your state of choice or even use your license plates. You’ll never accidentally miss kick off again.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.