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Everyone that drinks coffee should have at least one really great mug to motivate them in the morning, and the Let’s Kick This Day Mug is perfectly suited for just such an occasion. Emblazoned with the words Let’s Kick This Day in the Dick and finished with a karate guy presumably kicking the day in the dick, this is the perfect mug to help you get your day started, no matter how difficult it was to get out of bed. There’s just something about consuming twelve ounces of caffeine out of this black mug that will help you crush to-do lists, scrums and e-mails with ease.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.