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For far too long we’ve been opening our beer bottles with two hands like suckers. All that effort, when one hand could handle the beer while the other texts, high-fives or grabs a boob (Warning: Don’t grab boobs without consent). Even though you may not know it, back in the day, a distinguished gentleman popped the top of a cold one without the use of both mitts. Thanks to the Kebo, you have the ability once again, and it doesn’t involve some crazy move with your teeth or eye socket. The stainless steel device lets you crack a beer with the flick of a finger and a wry “Did you catch that, ladies?” look on your face.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.