Kebo-One-Handed-Bottle-Opener

For far too long we’ve been opening our beer bottles with two hands like suckers. All that effort, when one hand could handle the beer while the other texts, high-fives or grabs a boob (Warning: Don’t grab boobs without consent). Even though you may not know it, back in the day, a distinguished gentleman popped the top of a cold one without the use of both mitts. Thanks to the Kebo, you have the ability once again, and it doesn’t involve some crazy move with your teeth or eye socket. The stainless steel device lets you crack a beer with the flick of a finger and a wry “Did you catch that, ladies?” look on your face.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.