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Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey

Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey

We’re not going to list you by name, but there are some of you reading this who don’t like whiskey. You may have tried to enjoy the slow burn of some Dewar’s after watching Don Draper knock back a few in a meeting, but the resulting grimace couldn’t be forced into a tasty smirk. It’s okay. As long as you don’t go to the dark side (cupcake-flavored vodka) your Man Card is safe. For a taste that falls somewhere between whiskey and vodka, perhaps to ease you into the game or just for a new experience, there’s Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey. Along with the vodka-esque distillation process, Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey is made from steel roller milled amber winter wheat for a lighter taste than traditional whiskey. Plus, manly or not, it’s still 80 proof.

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