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We’re not going to list you by name, but there are some of you reading this who don’t like whiskey. You may have tried to enjoy the slow burn of some Dewar’s after watching Don Draper knock back a few in a meeting, but the resulting grimace couldn’t be forced into a tasty smirk. It’s okay. As long as you don’t go to the dark side (cupcake-flavored vodka) your Man Card is safe. For a taste that falls somewhere between whiskey and vodka, perhaps to ease you into the game or just for a new experience, there’s Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey. Along with the vodka-esque distillation process, Kansas Clean Distilled Whiskey is made from steel roller milled amber winter wheat for a lighter taste than traditional whiskey. Plus, manly or not, it’s still 80 proof.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.