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The five stages of grief don’t necessarily have to be applied to a person thinking about creating a bucket list because they’re on the way out. Whether it’s a stupid co-worker that has no business being employed or a boss that’s a walking wedgie, you probably find yourself in a state of denial, anger, bargaining, depression or acceptance on at least a weekly basis. These mood rings of alcohol consumption have almost exact measurements for the amount of booze required to fix any emotional issue, and even if you’re constantly in a state of denial, booze is still cheaper than a therapist. Or you pick them up simply because they’re a cool conversation piece. Whatever works for you.

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