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The five stages of grief don’t necessarily have to be applied to a person thinking about creating a bucket list because they’re on the way out. Whether it’s a stupid co-worker that has no business being employed or a boss that’s a walking wedgie, you probably find yourself in a state of denial, anger, bargaining, depression or acceptance on at least a weekly basis. These mood rings of alcohol consumption have almost exact measurements for the amount of booze required to fix any emotional issue, and even if you’re constantly in a state of denial, booze is still cheaper than a therapist. Or you pick them up simply because they’re a cool conversation piece. Whatever works for you.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.