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If your diet consists of lots of squid ink pasta, we wouldn’t recommend getting these plates. First off, because you’ll think your plates are always dirty, and second because you shouldn’t be wasting time acquiring fine china when you need to be making a doctors appointment to discuss your highly bizarre eating habits. Fashioned after a Rorschach test, each of the plates in this series of four ($33 each) features an inkblot ready for your discerning eye. If instead of the animals listed, you see things like “The Devil” and “Anarchy,” you should probably also stop ordering and call the good doctor.

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It’s time to finally put sleepless nights and groggy mornings to rest for good with a new Casper mattress. Using a combination of multiple foams and a breathable design, the Casper mattress helps you sleep cool and comfortably with just the right amount of sink and bounce. But don’t just take our word for it, try a Casper mattress for 100 nights as part of their sleep-on-it trial. Plus, Cool Material readers can save $50 on the mattress with code COOLMATERIAL. It’s time to get better sleep.