If your diet consists of lots of squid ink pasta, we wouldn’t recommend getting these plates. First off, because you’ll think your plates are always dirty, and second because you shouldn’t be wasting time acquiring fine china when you need to be making a doctors appointment to discuss your highly bizarre eating habits. Fashioned after a Rorschach test, each of the plates in this series of four ($33 each) features an inkblot ready for your discerning eye. If instead of the animals listed, you see things like “The Devil” and “Anarchy,” you should probably also stop ordering and call the good doctor.
Good sleep is paramount to having a good day. That's why Parachute makes bedding essentials with comfort front and center. Take the Essential Quilt, for example. It's a modern take on a classic quilt that not only looks good thanks to its contemporary box pattern, but is also designed to be super soft and insanely comfortable. Made in a family-owned factory in Portugal and Oeko-Tex certified to ensure it's been responsibly manufactured, the Essential Quilt is ideal for layering and the soft, lived-in feel is primed to help you drift off.