Hipster Playing Cards

If you choose to conceal your tells during a game of poker with a pair of neon plastic Wayfarers, these are probably the cards you should be playing with. This deck of Hipster Playing Cards showcase all the classic gear everyone wore, ate or drank as they waited in line on Record Store Day for new LPs that you’ve probably never heard of. From staches to calculator watches, all the quintessential items on a hipster’s shopping checklist are simplistically drawn upon these playing cards. Whether you’re mocking or happen to be a closet hipster yourself, break these out along with some Pabst for your next poker night.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.