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No need to break out your zebra-striped button-down and head out to a junk yard all Tuco-style to get your hands on a bag of this stuff, all you needs is a sweet-tooth and a couple of bucks. Modeled after Walter White’s special blue recipe in Breaking Bad, this is easily the most illegal looking rock candy we’ve ever seen. The cotton candy flavored rocks come in small baggies instead of adhered to a swizzle stick and will satisfy your fix for some sugar when you’re jonesing. Unfortunately, we doubt this stuff was cooked up in a beat up RV.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.