Next to guns, gigantic machines capable of moving the earth are pretty much the coolest things out there. Just looking at them sends us back to sandboxes filled with Tonka trucks when we were five. It’s a crazy sort of awe and mystery that even the most ridiculous new cell phone can’t duplicate. The Heavy Equipment Calendar is a different sort of porn that you actually won’t get in trouble for hanging on the wall of your office. Each enormous machine is superimposed on a cool background and suitable for wall duty. The year is just about over anyway, so if you’re going to get a new calendar it should probably be this one.