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Next to guns, gigantic machines capable of moving the earth are pretty much the coolest things out there. Just looking at them sends us back to sandboxes filled with Tonka trucks when we were five. It’s a crazy sort of awe and mystery that even the most ridiculous new cell phone can’t duplicate. The Heavy Equipment Calendar is a different sort of porn that you actually won’t get in trouble for hanging on the wall of your office. Each enormous machine is superimposed on a cool background and suitable for wall duty. The year is just about over anyway, so if you’re going to get a new calendar it should probably be this one.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.