Hard Cards

Hard Card creators Randi Rulayne Picarelli and Stacey Leigh Rifkin sum up their line of special greetings with a rather unorthodox outlook: "We are tired of pretending that we’re happy about your babies, thrilled you’re turning another year older, or that we actually care about your problems." We couldn't agree more. But which of these clever cards is our fave? Like they give a shit. Just fork over your dough already.