Gwar-Beer

The latest band/beer collaboration comes courtesy of the evil geniuses in GWAR. Unlike a lot of other artists, however, the over-the-top metal band partnered up with a seriously awesome brewery and another seriously awesome brewer. GWAR-B-Q Brew is a collaboration between Rob Chalmers, GWAR, and Cigar City Brewing – who you might know if you’ve ever knocked back a Jai Alai IPA or one of there other delicious brews – set to debut at this year’s annual GWAR-B-Q. Whether you’ll be able to get it outside the event is still up in the air, but if you want a seriously crazy experience to go with a couple cans, you might as well head down on August 17th.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.