Good Fucking Design Advice Mugs

No bullshit, we’d buy everything from the Good Fucking Design Advice store. We appreciate good design advice, and we love the word fucking, so branding that on anything just seems like a great idea to us. Coffee is the vehicle that we use to get most projects done, and it just tastes better out of good looking mug than it does out of some shitty post consumer grade recycled cardboard container. With Good Fucking Design Advice, you get two options for the text: “stay up all fucking night,” and “don’t fucking procrastinate.” If you follow the advice of the latter you won’t have to do the former, but we know how it goes when you have too many fucking project deadlines looming. So yeah, these are some cool fucking mugs.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.