Decanters always make drinking seem more fancy. This holds true even if they’re shaped like grenades, weigh two pounds and hold up to 16oz of liquor. There’s just something about pouring booze out of a vessel without an original label on it that makes the booze taste special. We get it. That doesn’t make any sense. And yet, somehow, it still holds true. Now, instead of using an average, boring glass decanter you can pick up one shaped like a giant grenade that could potentially double as a bludgeoning weapon if absolutely necessary. We’ve all spent more than $24 on drinking accessories that were far less functional than this thing, so it’s also a good deal.
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