Get-Drunk-Faster-Glass

There are days when you need a drink, and then there are days when you need to forget everything that happened for the last eight hours. This set of glasses works for both, but is uniquely suited for the latter. Here’s the thing: these glasses have no flat bottom to set them on. That means you have one of two choice when the beverage of choice ends up inside; either you drink it all, or it ends up adding another stain to your couch that you’ll probably never get out. You’re probably not going to win any points with mom on account of these glasses, but they’ll be a huge hit at the next party.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.