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If we had the cash and lived in the Game of Thrones world, we’d gladly write a check for a cool 30k to behead that little twerp Joffrey. Of course, commandeering that sweet sword throne he rests his non-fighting ass on in the process wouldn’t be a bad bonus. While we can’t do anything about the Baratheon with frosted-tips, we can get our hands on that throne and turn it into the most insane desk chair our office has ever seen. If you have a spare 30 thousand dollars burning a hole in your insanely stretched out pocket, you can now park it on a throne that’s not made by Kohler.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.