fdickcleaver

Can you really have too much of a good thing, especially when it comes to blades? Unfortunately, dual-wielding cleavers is quite, well, unwieldy, so F. Dick decided to improve upon their cleaver by making it double-edged. If it worked for George Lucas with lightsabers, the same principle makes this cleaver everything you wanted in a knife since you played Gauntlet. This cleaver sports dual 6.5″ blades hand forged, high quality stainless steel and a 7″ full tang riveted handle. You can finally tell all your friends you own a Dick Cleaver without the awkward stares.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.