Knowing you absolutely don’t need something does not make it any easier to rationalize not buying it. The fifteenth pair of sneakers, a nuke proof phone case and these Escort Carbon Fiber Daggers all fit into that category. No man has a serious need for a carbon fiber dagger (unless you’re Jack Bauer, Sam Fisher or James Bond), but that doesn’t mean we don’t want all three of these any less. Made of, you guessed it, 100% carbon fiber, each stabbing weapon is incredibly light (the lightest weighs under an ounce and the heaviest is just over an ounce) and durable. They’re also 100% “Made in the good ol’ US of A” and are a much better use of the magical fiber than replacing the hood on a Civic. Plus, they look cool… even if you don’t ever actually have to stab someone with them.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.