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Escort Carbon Fiber Daggers

Escort Carbon Fiber Daggers

Knowing you absolutely don’t need something does not make it any easier to rationalize not buying it. The fifteenth pair of sneakers, a nuke proof phone case and these Escort Carbon Fiber Daggers all fit into that category. No man has a serious need for a carbon fiber dagger (unless you’re Jack Bauer, Sam Fisher or James Bond), but that doesn’t mean we don’t want all three of these any less. Made of, you guessed it, 100% carbon fiber, each stabbing weapon is incredibly light (the lightest weighs under an ounce and the heaviest is just over an ounce) and durable. They’re also 100% “Made in the good ol’ US of A” and are a much better use of the magical fiber than replacing the hood on a Civic. Plus, they look cool… even if you don’t ever actually have to stab someone with them.

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You wear underwear. You’re probably doing it right now. So if you’re wearing underwear anyway, try MeUndies. Their underwear is made from an exceptionally breathable fabric they get from Beechwood trees in the Austrian Alps. Bonus thing, the fabric inhibits bacterial growth in your sensitive space, which is the most positive thing ever said. It’s really soft too. You don’t need science to prove that, just skin you can rub the fabric on. They come in black. Attractive people wear black. They come in a 3-pack “Classic Collection,” which saves money. Financially savvy people save money.  Be an attractive, financially savvy person.

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